Genius!

From "The Bro Code"

Article # 45 "A Bro never wears jeans to a strip club. Reasons – a) Cloth pockets are roomier and elastic allowing for a thicker wad of cash. b) Denim clashes with the club’s leopard, zebra or other safari animal motif. c) One word, two syllables, three hours in the ER – Zipper. d) It’s a performance and deserves respect. e) You don’t feel it as much on your… you know what.."

 

The Rules

4 rules you need to follow when visiting a Gentlemen's Club;

1. Don't drink
2. Bring money
3. Stay away from girls with government issue jewelry.
4. Don't go in the Champagne Room