Saturday, January 28, 2012

Whilst in Vegas

When in Vegas the only Gentlemen's club you should consider attending is The Spearmint Rhino. Now it is a tourist trap like most other clubs near The Strip(Sapphire, Deja Vu) but they have pornsatrs there that are house girls!? Not features, house girls!? And they aren't girls that are who say "oh, I've been in a couple things" No! Actual pornstars. Francine Dee was working when I was there last week. Plus ever dancer there is a 10! I've never seen so much enhancement in one place in my life! Also complimentary limo ride. 702-796-3600. Ask for the "complimentary ride and cover." Cover on weekend nights is 50 dollars!? But with the number all you have to do is tip the driver.

Shut up Tim!

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Stage Shows?!

If your at a club that only has stage shows why are you there!? That's like going to a restaurant, ordering food, and then not eating.