Whilst in Vegas

When in Vegas the only Gentlemen's club you should consider attending is The Spearmint Rhino. Now it is a tourist trap like most other clubs near The Strip(Sapphire, Deja Vu) but they have pornsatrs there that are house girls!? Not features, house girls!? And they aren't girls that are who say "oh, I've been in a couple things" No! Actual pornstars. Francine Dee was working when I was there last week. Plus ever dancer there is a 10! I've never seen so much enhancement in one place in my life! Also complimentary limo ride. 702-796-3600. Ask for the "complimentary ride and cover." Cover on weekend nights is 50 dollars!? But with the number all you have to do is tip the driver.

Shut up Tim!

Stage Shows?!

If your at a club that only has stage shows why are you there!? That's like going to a restaurant, ordering food, and then not eating.

Genius!

From "The Bro Code"

Article # 45 "A Bro never wears jeans to a strip club. Reasons – a) Cloth pockets are roomier and elastic allowing for a thicker wad of cash. b) Denim clashes with the club’s leopard, zebra or other safari animal motif. c) One word, two syllables, three hours in the ER – Zipper. d) It’s a performance and deserves respect. e) You don’t feel it as much on your… you know what.."

 

The Rules

4 rules you need to follow when visiting a Gentlemen's Club;

1. Don't drink
2. Bring money
3. Stay away from girls with government issue jewelry.
4. Don't go in the Champagne Room